THE SOUTH IS OH SO PRETTY
THE WAY THE COTTON GROWS
BUT YOU WOULD TAKE A BEATING
HERE IN MIDWESTERN SNOW

OUR TEAMS LOVE THE WINTER
WE ARE REAL MEN
PLAYING SMASHMOUTH FOOTBALL
WE CALL IT THE BIG TEN

I'M SO BORED WITH THE SEC
I'M SO BORED WITH THE SEC
I SPIT IN YOUR GRITS WHEN I'M IN DIXIE
THE SEC
THE SEC
THE SEC

YOUR STUDENTS ARE ILLITERATE
CHEERLEADERS ARE HAGS
REFEREES SO CROOKED
THEIR STRIPES SHOULD BE ZIG ZAGS

YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKIN' RUBBISH
BUT ONE THING YOU CAN'T IGNORE
YOU MIGHT WIN THE BCS
BUT YOU LOST THE CIVIL WAR

I'M SO BORED WITH THE SEC
I'M SO BORED WITH THE SEC
WE SENT GENERAL SHERMAN
ATLANTA'S STILL BURNIN'


I'M SO BORED WITH THE SEC
SO BORED WITH THE SEC
THE SEC
I'M SO BORED WITH THE SEC
SO BORED WITH THE SEC
THE SEC
I'M SO BORED WITH THE SEC
SO BORED WITH THE SEC
THE SEC