SANTA CLAUS TOOK AND AXE
AND GAVE ANN ARBOR FORTY WHACKS
WHEN HE SAW WHAT HE HAD DONE
HE GAVE EAST LANSING FORTY ONE)
SILENT NIGHT VIOLENT NIGHT
SANTA'S LOOKIN' BLOODY
BID ADIEU TO THE MAIZE AND BLUE
THEIR HOLIDAYS TURNED CRUDDY
U-M KITTEN CHAINSAW SMITTEN
MICHIGAN IN FEAR
THEY'LL EXCRETE WHEN THEY MEET
RUDOLPH THE BLOOD RED PAINDEER
HEY, HO, HO, HO, HO
IT HAPPENS CHRISTMAS DAY
ANN ARBOR CHAINSAW MASSACRE
YER GONNA DIE ON CHRISTMAS DAY
HEY HEY HEY
DEATH IS NEAR THIS TIME OF YEAR
EGGNOG SPIKED WITH FRIGHT
AIN'T NO GOOF, SANTA'S ON THE ROOF
AND HE KILLS BY CANDLELIGHT
HEY, HO, HO, HO, HO
KRIS KRINGLE STARTS TO CLEAVE
ANN ARBOR CHAINSAW MASSACRE
YER GONNA DIE ON CHRISTMAS EVE
ANN ARBOR CHAINSAW MASSACRE
I WANNA!
ANN ARBOR CHAINSAW MASSACRE
I WANNA!
ANN ARBOR CHAINSAW MASSACRE
I WANNA! SANTA GIVE ME!
I WANNA ANN ARBOR CHAINSAW MASSACRE!
HEY! HEY! HEY!
(I WANNA CHOP UP ANN ARBOR WITH A CHAINSAW!)
