I TOOK A DRIVE TO MICHIGAN I WENT UP THERE
LAST WEEK
I PULLED UP TO THE RESERVOIR & TOOK A MIGHTY LEAK
I GOT TO GO RIGHT WITH THE FLOW MY BLADDER ALMOST BURST
NOW WOLVERINES ARE SURE TO CHOKE WHEN FIGHTING BACK THEIR THIRST
I PEED IN ANN ARBOR'S WATER SUPPLY THEY DRINK IT BY THE HOUR
I PEED IN ANN ARBOR'S WATER SUPPLY THEY'RE TAKING GOLDEN SHOWERS
L M N O Q R S ANN ARBOR'S GOT THE P
SHOULD WE CALL IT URINE TOWN THE FRENCH WOULD SAY OUI OUI
SO IF YOU GO TO MICHIGAN DON'T DRINK THE H20
AND IF IT'S COLD BEWARE OF GOLD DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW
I PEED IN ANN ARBOR'S WATER SUPPLY IT SURE AS HELL AIN'T STERILE
I PEED IN ANN ARBOR'S WATER SUPPLY I AM THE YELLOW PERIL
I PEED IN ANN ARBOR'S WATER SUPPLY MY PIDDLING TRAP IS SPRUNG
I PEED IN ANN ARBOR'S WATER NOW GO AND BRUSH YOUR TONGUE
