COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE STUDY
WITH A LONG PIECE OF ROPE
FOR HIM TO JUST HANG ME
IS MY GREATEST HOPE
CUZ THEM BUCKEYES, OH MY BUCKEYES
THEY CAN'T BUY A WIN
AND I'M PRAYIN' TO THE GOOD LORD
TO PLEASE DO ME IN
I'M SO DOWN I CAN'T GET UP TO HANG MYSELF
CAN'T GET MY PISTOL TO MY HEAD FROM OFF THE SHELF
I'M SO DOWN I CAN'T GET UP TO HANG MYSELF
HOPE THE BUCS BEAT THEM WOLVERINES SOON
WELL JOHN COOPER HE'S A GOOD MAN
AND I KNOW HE MEANS WELL
BUT SINCE SHAWN SPRING DONE SLIPPED
I'M LIVIN' IN HELL
I SHOT UP MY OWN T.V.
CUZ I'D JUST SEEN
BIAKABUTUKA
RUN UP THREE FOURTEEN
I'M SO DOWN I CAN'T GET UP TO HANG MYSELF
CAN'T GET MY PISTOL TO MY HEAD FROM OFF THE SHELF
I'M SO DOWN I CAN'T GET UP TO HANG MYSELF
HOPE THE BUCS BEAT THEM WOLVERINES SOON
OR I'LL SWING MY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON
