HERE'S MY STORY, IT'S SAD BUT TRUE
ABOUT A GIRL IN MAIZE AND BLUE
WE MADE LOVE, THEN I STARTED TO COUGH
AND ONE WEEK LATER, MY DICK FELL OFF

ANN ARBOR GIRLS GOT BAD DISEASES
ANN ARBOR GIRLS ARE DIRTY SLEAZES
ANN ARBOR GIRLS GOT OPEN SORES
ANN ARBOR GIRLS ARE DIRTY WHORES

THIS ANN ARBOR GIRL SHE WAS QUITE A SPECTACLE
BUT TURNED OUT TO BE A PROTEIN RECEPTACLE
I THINK SHE REALLY MUST HAVE LIVED A LIFE OF SIN
CAUSE WHEN I GOT ON TOP, I FELL RIGHT IN

ANN ARBOR GIRLS GOT BAD DISEASES
ANN ARBOR GIRLS ARE DIRTY SLEAZES
ANN ARBOR GIRLS GOT OPEN SORES
ANN ARBOR GIRLS ARE DIRTY WHORES

HERPES, SYPHILIS
GONO-COCK-A-COCK-IS
HERPES, SYPHILIS
GONO-COCK-A-COCK-IS

THAT'S MY STORY, MY LIFE IS SHOT
BECAUSE THAT GIRL, MADE MY CROTCH ROT
IF SHE EVER TRIES TO GET YOU IN BED
REMEMBER THAT YOUR SAFER JERKING OFF INSTEAD

ANN ARBOR GIRLS GOT BAD DISEASES
ANN ARBOR GIRLS ARE DIRTY SLEAZES
ANN ARBOR GIRLS GOT OPEN SORES
ANN ARBOR GIRLS ARE DIRTY WHORES